Alcohol Quote by Ice Cube

I only hope those rumors I hear about what goes on in prison are greatly exaggerated.

— Homer

Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his…

— Unkknown

Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and…

— Anonymous

There was a young Black officer that I heard rumors that he had said stuff like, 'Oh I'll lock her down, I don't give…

— Da Brat

It's not lying when you do it to officers!

— Terry Pratchett

No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.

— Anonymous

When I was in the Air Force, if I walked into a restaurant, in about eight or nine minutes the M.P.'s would show up…

— Melvin Van Peebles

I spent a night in jail but honestly who could have known it's illegal to pee from a hotel balcony into the spinning blades…

— Nikhil Saluja

Rumor is untraceable, incalculable, and infectious.

— Margot Asquith

“The reality of the bulk of police officer misconduct is that the government blatantly covers it up!”

— Steven Magee

“Police need not announce themselves if doing so would jeopardize their safety, if they are in the midst of an emergency,”

— Radley Balko

I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. -Capt. Howard

— Bad Boys 2