Dairy Quote by Harry Enten

I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food.

— Anonymous

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment.

— Leonard Nimoy

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat…

— Zach Braff

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

— Roseanne Barr

Ours was a pork-free household. The rules were arbitrary but strict: No pork in the house, ever. Except for the occasional pepperoni pizza. Or…

— Samin Nosrat

As for the house, it is scrubbed to the tiniest mousehole before Passover, to avoid such dangers as even a forgotten cake crumb might…

— M. F. K. Fisher

The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.…

— Jon Stewart

I always wanted to open a delicatessen in Jerusalem and call it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.

— Sandi Toksvig

I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.

— Miriam Margolyes

We were Orthodox Jews, but we really didn't deserve it. I mean, bacon - my father said, 'Don't put bacon in the house,' but…

— Don Rickles

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

— Jackie Mason

I am not Jewish, but I think that America invented nothing so fine as deli food.

— Mike Newell