Let's celebrate Passover by eating food that would be turned down by the starving tributes in the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though I'm not religious in the classical sense I did partake in Passover. — Fran Drescher Copy Share Image
Let's commemorate our people's freedom from 210 years of slavery by rushing through a 30-minute Seder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now when he was in Jerusalem at the Passover, in the feast day, many believed in his name, when they saw the… — Bible Copy Share Image
Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the ancient blood libel: that every year at Passover, Jews ritually slaughter Christian children and use their blood to bake matzo.” — Helmut Walser Smith Copy Share Image
This night is different from all other nights because we actually acknowledge we're Jewish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The message of Passover remains as powerful as ever. Freedom is won not on the battlefield but in the classroom and the… — Jonathan Sacks Copy Share Image
And the LORD said unto Moses and Aaron, This is the ordinance of the passover: There shall no stranger eat thereof: But… — Bible Copy Share Image
Observe the month of Abib, and keep the Passover unto the LORD thy God: for in the month of Abib the LORD… — Bible Copy Share Image
Observe the month of Aviv, and keep the Passover to Adonai your God; for in the month of Aviv Adonai your God… — Bible Copy Share Image
Jews who long have drifted from the faith of their fathers... are stirred in their inmost parts when the old, familiar Passover… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
Jewish people, we don't believe in Hell or a future place to suffer. We're suffering right now. Every one of our holidays… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
“When one gets to Clement or Hippolytus, we are clearly a long way from what we find in Paul and the Gospels,… — Ben Witherington III Copy Share Image
There comes the time at every Passover seder when someone will open a door to let in the prophet Elijah. At that… — Andre Aciman Copy Share Image
The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Passover is very important to God. But satan HATES Passover. The enemy has worked diligently to steal Passover away. The good news… — Chuck Pierce Copy Share Image
“Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos , or the… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Let's freak out gentiles with our incredibly weird and ominous Passover customs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We had a kosher home, separate silverware for meat and dairy, kept kosher for Passover obviously. — Harry Enten Copy Share Image
Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If God never gave me one more thing in my life, then you, right now, would be enough. You are my Dayeinu” — S. Khubiar Copy Share Image
Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. — Morris Joseph Copy Share Image
Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently it's okay to massacre all firstborn children as long as it doesn't include ours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on gluten-free diets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please stop asking me whether an extra large thin-crust pizza counts as unleavened bread. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fairly certain that gefilte fish is what makes people afraid of Jews. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the priests and the Levites were purified together, all of them were pure, and killed the Passover for all the children… — Bible Copy Share Image
Why do things have to pass you by? The things that are so irreplaceable, they seem to run by without giving us… — Superman Copy Share Image
