Sitcom Quote by Hannibal Buress

I can't write a sitcom.

— Harry Enfield

I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success.

— Dominic Holland

I've said from the start that I'm not going to write kiddie sitcoms.

— Dan Schneider

I don't think of myself as a guy who writes for kids, I really don't. I try really hard to write a good, solid…

— Dan Schneider

The strangest thing about writing a sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page.

— Pippa Evans

I have to warn you, I'm not just some sitcom guy. I'm now an author.

— Bob Newhart

The characters are not allowed to change if you write a sitcom; they're not allowed to learn anything. There's all these sorts of rules,…

— Alice Lowe

Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.

— Michael Caine

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

— Gabriel Iglesias

I was participating in acting and writing for other shows and I knew that eventually I wanted a sitcom of my own.

— Quinta Brunson

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

— Dan Harmon

I do choose to write for a living - in addition to writing plays. I no longer write sitcoms, and I no longer feel…

— Lisa Loomer