Dumb Quote by Hannibal Buress Download Open image “I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.” — Hannibal Buress ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dumb Dumb guy Guy Point of view Views
Women, you need to understand something. Men are not as dumb as you think they are. — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a dumb person, your only making yourself look dumb by thinking that. — Kimiko Rei Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about 0.1 percent of the information that I need to have a truly informed opinion about half the stuff I talk about. I'm like that loud guy in the bar, who kind of makes sense for about ten minutes,… — Bill Burr Copy Share
If you're too smart it can limit you because you spend so much time thinking that you don't do anything. — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
If something is accessible to a lot of people, it's got to be dumb because most people are dumb. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds like God owed someone some money and they couldn't get to him, so they murked his son. That's what I really think happened. Jesus got stabbed up in an alley... but it's easier to sell crucifixes.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much, that it makes me sick And even makes me rhyme I hate… — David Levithan Copy Share
I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. — Lawrence Schiller Copy Share Image
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
I always wanted to make big action movies as a kid, and that was my dream. In a way, 'Swingers' was the thing I… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's… — Soulja Boy Copy Share Image
I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image