Men Quote by Greg Fitzsimmons Download Open image “They say men have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The other 19 are shame.” — Greg Fitzsimmons ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare 19 Shame 20 Seconds Men Men Sexual Seconds Sexual Thought Shame Thought 20
Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine? — Clive James Copy Share Image
They say that men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is just ridicu... hang on, BRB! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Once again, to the ladies out there—here’s a fact for you: Men pretty much have sex on the brain twenty-four-seven. The exact figure is… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious. — Alphonse Karr Copy Share Image
If every man is supposed to think of sex once every nine minutes, what on earth does he think of in the other eight? — Peter Greenaway Copy Share Image
This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds.… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
There are statistics out that say 20 year olds, 18 years olds think about sex 90 percent of the time. They only don't think… — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
Perhaps this is an age when men think bravely of the human spirit; for surely they have a strange lust to lay it bare. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
So... I was reading this Fascinating study. It shows that Men think about sex every tits seconds. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Every 6 seconds somewhere a woman is sexually unfulfilled. Every 5 seconds somewhere a man knows it too. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
Trickle-down economics - it didn't work. The whole idea was supply-side economics: give rich people a lot of money; they'll spend it, it'll go… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I have to stop watching the Olympics. It just reminds me that I forgot to try really hard at something. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
Don't be like me. Look at me: monogamous, in shape, no debt, sober... I'm dead inside. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
When I passed the Chancellor he arose, waved his hand at me, and I waved back at him. I think the writers showed bad… — Jesse Owens Copy Share Image
Life works most perfectly when a reciprocal love relationship is in place between man and God. — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
We do not want nowadays temples of worship and outward rites and ceremonies. What we really want is an Asram. We want a place… — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Social responsibility above the level of family, or at most of tribe, requires imagination-- devotion, loyalty, all the higher virtues -- which a man… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Most celebrated men live in a condition of prostitution. — Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve Copy Share Image
I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture. MARTIN LUTHER, letter to Chancellor Gregory Brück, January 13,… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
Hats off to starting a franchise younger than we all did in 'Twilight' and keeping your cool. The 'Harry Potter' men and women had,… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
Young men, especially in America, write to me and ask me to recommend “a course of reading.” Distrust a course of reading! People who… — Andrew Lang Copy Share Image
The prophet who fails to present a bearable alternative and yet preaches doom is part of the trap that he postulates. Not only does… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
That country [Carthage] was rapidly sinking into the state of barbarism from whence it had been raised by the Phoenician colonies and Roman laws;… — Edward Gibbon Copy Share Image