Having sex Quote by Greg Fitzsimmons Download Open image “If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.” — Greg Fitzsimmons ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Having sex Ifs Married People Sex Two Want
If you want to get married to a man, then get married to a man. If two women want to get married, they should… — Nelsan Ellis Copy Share Image
The only problem with getting married is that we can't fornicate anymore. — David Hoffman Copy Share Image
If you cant have sex with the one you want , then have sex with the one who will! — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
If two people cannot live together, both should have the right to opt out of the marriage. In an ideal world, that would be… — Kapil Sibal Copy Share Image
I certainly believe that I have no right to tell another couple whether they can or cannot be married. — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
Trickle-down economics - it didn't work. The whole idea was supply-side economics: give rich people a lot of money; they'll spend it, it'll go… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I have to stop watching the Olympics. It just reminds me that I forgot to try really hard at something. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
Don't be like me. Look at me: monogamous, in shape, no debt, sober... I'm dead inside. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible to wipe… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
Never film yourself having sex. You think you'll look powerful and vital, but you don't. You look like a sick, shivering polar bear. — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“To be clear, the Roman Empire didn’t end because everybody was having sex. No civilization was ever toppled by “too much sexy time”—except for… — Jennifer Wright Copy Share Image
I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“Finally, Beth said, "I thought you already were a couple." "No. We were having sex.” — Terri Osburn Copy Share Image
At Ohio State University, to avoid being guilty of 'sexual assault' or 'sexual violence,' you and your partner now apparently have to agree on… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
