Back Quote by George Lopez

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

— Joey Adams

Don't think about how you can get her back, but how you can do better then her in the future.

— Jesse C

I decided to boss up, lifes a bitch and I caught her. Dont always fuck me good, Im just too cheap to divorce her.

— Wale

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack…

— Craig Ferguson

Nothing I did was ever good enough to make her happy. So, I guess, she gave me what she thought I deserved..

— Hemant Smarty

I got married for the wrong reasons. I was tired of being alone. I have to own that. It was me, not her.

— Steve Harvey

If you can't make her happy step aside and let someone else make her happy.

— Raquel C

Just give her back to me.

— Pierce The Veil

Marriage is about give and take. You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

— Anonymous

If I get married again, I'm just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her, because that will be the…

— Rush Limbaugh

It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.

— David Byrne

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And…

— Lyndon B. Johnson