Adverts Quote by Frankie Boyle

There was an advert I rather liked. Devastated woman: "I've just seen the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!" Husband: "Never mind, love, it's not…

— Simon Barnes

“On my wedding night, I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to my wife at well over three miles an hour.”

— Jarod Kintz

President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?

— Jay Leno

“I’m training for my wedding, because I’m going to be running down the aisle—in the opposite direction of the alter and my fiancé.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you calling about the ad?" "Ad?" "For the gently used Bentley for sale. It has zero miles!" Well, that explained the backward driving.…

— Kresley Cole

That commercial where that guy tries to talk backwards >>> lol

— HelloKittyObessed

The anti-aging advert that I would like to see is a baby covered in cream saying, 'Aah, I've used too much'

— Andrew Bird

“Coming down life's highway At ninety mile an hour I want to slide With bad brakes and bald tires Into my final parking space”

— Richard L. Ratliff

The diaper commercial where the babys have a diaper filling contest is making my life right now.

— Mark Salling

I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product and I'm…

— Bill Cosby

When I see those ads with the quote 'You'll have to see this picture twice,' I know it's the kind of picture I don't…

— Pauline Kael

“Today's going to go incredibly fast. Everything is going to hit you at a hundred miles an hour. Make sure you stop and take…

— K. Bromberg