Animal Quote by Fran Lebowitz

“That’s a shitty thing to do. It’s almost catlike in its evilness.” “See, your problem is you underestimate dogs. There’s a reason many of…

— Shelly Laurenston

“For anyone who has never experienced or set any store by being close to an animal, it is perhaps difficult to understand that you…

— Ninni Holmqvist

Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.

— Elias Canetti

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them.

— Ivan Klíma

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

— Leonore Fleischer

“New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. You teach your dog not to pee on…

— Bill Maher

Sometimes I read about someone saying with great authority that animals have no intentions and no feelings, and I wonder, 'Doesn't this guy have…

— Frans de Waal

Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."

— Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

— Terry Pratchett

No animal is a better judge of comfort than a cat.

— James Herriot

Animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, use for entertainment or for any exploitative purpose.

— Sharon Gannon

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much.

— Thornton Wilder