Dog Quote by Fran Lebowitz

I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to put clothes…

— Demetri Martin

A tail isn't a tail to them, it's just a little bit extra at the back.

— Eeyore

My mother often told us that it is a poor dog that will not wag its own tail.

— Danny K. Davis

I myself often feel that I have a tail in my pants. And I can see that many people do it as well, I…

— Ivan Tverdovsky

I have a Maltese Shih Tzu. I'm notorious for dressing her up in sweaters.

— Caroline Sunshine

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

— Virginia Graham

“Real dogs don't need tails. That's what Maverick and Ginger told their precious baby, Sagebrush, when she was born without a tail.”

— Joni Franks

It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

— Anonymous

I wear a lot of boyish stuff, but I prefer to throw a fur coat on top just for the hell of it.

— Mackenzie Davis

I've got a tail, its just that my head is on the wrong way.

— Bobbie

Personally, I don't wear fur.

— Karl Lagerfeld

There's always a way to wear fur,

— Anna Wintour