"In this time of recession, it is the……" — Eugene Mirman
"In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'"
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18 Quotes by Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman has 18 quotes on this site.
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I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or…
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Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks…
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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel.…
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On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just…
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Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive,…
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Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
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If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
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God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
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Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people.…
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I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is…
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What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie…
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The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and…
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Folks, you're the reason that the automobile industry is back. Whether it was the wage freezes, the plant closures, folks,…
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
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I do not have a merchandise line. I don't sell knives or apparel. Though I have been approached to endorse…
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Once the automobile appeared you could have predicted that it would destroy as many people as it did.
— Ray Bradbury
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The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more…
— Art Buchwald
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Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big…
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Innovation is hard. It really is. Because most people don't get it. Remember, the automobile, the airplane, the telephone, these…
— Nolan Bushnell
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We have sectors of the economy, aerospace is a good example, where Britain's probably the second country in the world,…
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— Walter Chrysler
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I believe in standardizing automobiles, not human beings.
— Albert Einstein
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I'm not so sure he's wrong about automobiles," he said, "With all their speed forward they may be a step…
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