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“M...maybe,’ I stutter. ‘Whatever the reason, this woman has problems. We need to be compassionate, show understanding.’ ‘Or slice her head off. I have plastic bags.’ Sure. We could toss her in the car beside her partner, then drive to the mall where I dumped Macey and line up all three bodies…” quote by Eoin Colfer
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““M...maybe,’ I stutter. ‘Whatever the reason, this woman has problems. We need to be compassionate, show understanding.’ ‘Or slice her head off. I have plastic bags.’ Sure. We could toss her in the car beside her partner, then drive to the mall where I dumped Macey and line up all three bodies together in the Lexus. Hell, why not steal Connie’s corpse from the morgue to complete the set?””

Eoin Colfer

About This Quote

A darkly comic monologue exposing the ease with which rationalizations can mask violent fantasies, highlighting moral disengagement.

In simple terms: People can justify horrific acts through twisted logic.

Key Takeaway

Question your own rationalizations before acting.

Themes

morality rationalization violence dark humor

Mood

macabre ironic thought‑provoking

Type

satirical critical

When to use this quote

  • psychotherapy
  • ethical training
  • creative writing workshops
  • media literacy

Key Concepts

ethical disengagement cognitive dissonance satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • What internal dialogues justify harm?
  • How can we spot dangerous rationalizations?
A Different Perspective

The humor may trivialize serious violence, risking desensitization.

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