“M...maybe,’ I stutter. ‘Whatever the reason, this woman has problems. We need to be compassionate, show understanding.’ ‘Or slice her head off.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I am not qualified to deal with this. Why does everyone I meet seem to have mental problems? Ah...but did they have… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“This is working out pretty well, all things considered. My giddy side wants to giggle, but I choke it down. Later for… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Why don't you write that sentence down and read it? Then perhaps you would realize how insane you are. -Linus Wynter” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Deacon laughs. ‘People like you and me, Dan, trouble sniffs us out. Maybe you can hide out for a while, maybe even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I am surprised. ‘A disk? A bloody disk. What do I look like to you? Jason goddamn Bourne?” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
