Common denominator Quote by Eoin Colfer

“I am not qualified to deal with this. Why does everyone I meet seem to have mental problems? Ah...but did they have mental problems before meeting you? Who’s the common denominator here, Dan? I do not have mental problems! I say to the voice in my head, perfectly aware how damning it would sound…” quote by Eoin Colfer — Download Open image

““I am not qualified to deal with this. Why does everyone I meet seem to have mental problems? Ah...but did they have mental problems before meeting you? Who’s the common denominator here, Dan? I do not have mental problems! I say to the voice in my head, perfectly aware how damning it would sound were I to say it aloud.””

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