"Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are" — Emo Philips
"Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are"
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Emo Philips
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78 Quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site.
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I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
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I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
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More Computers Quotes
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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
— Isaac Asimov
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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely…
— Isaac Asimov
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim…
— Isaac Asimov
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One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'
— Norman Ralph Augustine
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Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business.
— Erykah Badu
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Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going…
— J. G. Ballard
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
— Dave Barry
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
— Dave Barry
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your…
— Dave Barry
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A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed…
— Daniel J. Boorstin
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
— Elayne Boosler
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I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.
— Jo Brand
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