Humorous-quote Quote by Ellen DeGeneres Download Open image ““On the topic of babies: "I know which end you feed.”” — Ellen DeGeneres ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quote
“When you live in an artificial feeding culture, you miss the unconscious, lifelong lessons of how to hold your baby.” — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
“It makes good biological sense for this “machinery” always to be on because babies can’t possibly know what will be important in life, so… — Norman Doidge Copy Share Image
“It is difficult to insist on breastfeeding because nurses and physicians are eager to have the infant show the greatest possible gain.”12” — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
“Babies can translate the nutrient needs of their tiny bodies into their suckling behaviours, but medical rules based on mistaken theories have sabotaged their… — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think what saved me is me being honest. I think I somewhow had the courage to do something and say something that I… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved.… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Weren't they a pair? Roarke thought, two veteran cops who've waded through blood and madness. But put a bit of sex on the table… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“After giving it some thought, I've decided to name my monkey mind Ricky Bobby. I was thinking about Latin names like Javier, but I… — Anna White Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“What I learn today I shall know forever. Whether or not I remember that I know it is a different story.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS… — Ken Poirot Copy Share Image
“It appears that I write for fun, payment appears to be out of the question. Roy A Higgins” — Roy A Higgins Copy Share Image
“There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts.” — Mary Hughes Copy Share Image
“The grandfather clock struck the half hour. She must be away. Glancing from Mama to Mrs. Smith to Mrs. Astor, she did the only… — Rachel Hauck Copy Share Image
“The revelation that I’m destined to meet many virgins from the East and the promise of limitless love they hold in their bosoms gives… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
