Quote by Douglas Adams

Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression.

— Douglas Adams

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”

— Dan Greenberg

“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.”

— Robin Hobb

“Either you like cats or you don't. Whole nations have been divided on what people thought of an animal that mates openly, walks in…

— John Hillaby

“There is no creature better at delicate rudeness than a cat...”

— Elizabeth Peters

“Cats are notoriously picky about who they like. And if a cat doesn’t like its owner it will go and find another one. Cats…

— James Bowen

“She regards me the same way I would a cat – like I’m distasteful, occasionally entertaining, and not to be trusted not to pee…

— Eliza Crewe

“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I do like cats. They are so unconsciously amusing. There is such a comic dignity about them, such a "How dare you!" "Go away,…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I hated cats. I was a dog lover," Des says with a shrug. "What's the point of a cat? They're not affectionate. But that's…

— Rescue Ink