Quote by Richard Brautigan

“Right ... And I'm not sayin' that if brains were water, you wouldn't have enough to baptise a flea.”

— Denise Swanson

“I killed a flea this morning. I may have been a bit overzealous, because I accidentally killed the cat too.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat.”

— Eliza Crewe

“Dogs are exceptionally intelligent creatures. My dog, for example, taught me that not only am I a cat person, but that it isn’t really…

— Jarod Kintz

“There are many intelligent beings in the Universe. Most of them are owned by cats.”

— Old Polish Proverb

“Maybe this was why people filled their house with stinking cats, so they didn't notice that they were alone, so they wouldn't die without…

— Kate Atkinson

“Every dog has a few flea's, but you, you're just crawling with them." ~Thomas”

— Christina Mobley

“When you lay down with dogs,you get fleas.”

— Jean Harlow American Actress 19111937

“He has the face of a toad, the manners of a pig, and the mind of a flea.”

— Susan Maupin Schmid

“Cats make brilliant spies. If they had thumbs, humans would be screwed.”

— Louise Nicks

“Humans wore skin and clothes— many clothes instead of fur. Would have been smarter to grow fur, but humans were never smart.”

— Faith Hunter

“The Earth is an animal that shakes off its fleas when they dig too deep, bite too hard.”

— Dave Eggers