Fart Quote by DJ Quik Download Open image “You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music.” — DJ Quik ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Looks Music Old farts Rap Rap music Want Young
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
I'm too old to be farting around with stuff that isn't precisely what I want to do. — Wes Borland Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact. — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
Some believe in love and some believe in friends but Niggas like me believe in making ends 'Cause even when your bitch wants to… — Dj Quik Copy Share Image
Now Aaron Tyler, tell my why you seem so tam.e When I caught you at the airport, shakin like a crap game. — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
You oughta know that DJ Quik ain't your average everyday motherfucker. Slick like a snake cause I stuck ya. Now, I never had my… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
To be able to impress, you have to get to this middle ground where you're not too advanced so it goes over people's heads,… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
Now I done sold my fuckin soul to the shit that I kick. While you groupie ass niggaz keep on ridin the dick. — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
Jingle jingle we've go the lingo. With so much heat it's hard for us to pick the first single. It don't matter cuz I'm… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
I still want to be an architect and score films and do other things. I always said as long as I've still got teeth… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
Whatchu gon do, where was your niggaz that kill at? You ain't got no killers so kill dat. — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
Now I'ma swing it to the right and, right into the left hand. Take a deep breath and, cook it like a chef and… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
When you left my presence, you left expedient. You ain't no fuckin killer, youse a comedian, beyotch. — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
