Quote by Chanel Dudley Download Open image “I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.” — Chanel Dudley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
That awkward moment when your shoe makes a farting noise and everybody looks at you. Then you try to make the sound again but it doesn't work. — Ta Copy Share
Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty… — Greg Knauss Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound — Blah Copy Share Image
“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.” — Bhawna Kak Copy Share Image
If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God bless you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just a girl with a big heart and big dreams, trying to get a big bank account. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
Heaven is a place on earth with you tell me all the things you wanna do I heard you like the bad girls hunny… — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
Thinking about how crazy my life has been trips me out. I'm very grateful to have made it through all the craziness and to… — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
Hard work, honesty, and faith in god can get you anywhere you want in life. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
It's pretty dope that I have such a big family! I have someone to visit in almost every city I have a gig in! — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
Shout out to all the people that love and support my music! I love you all! — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
It's not stalking if its on twitter. The proper term is following or as I like to say 'lurking' lol. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
I wanna ride a baby elephant in my PJ's while sippin kool-aid out a pimp cup. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
Some guy just asked me if my dog was a pomegranate. I said 'Umm no that would be a fruit.' Lol. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image