"If someone throws a pie at your face,……" — Demetri Martin

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• One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about… — J. J. Abrams
• If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
• I think we're going to the moon because it's in the nature of the human being to face challenges. It's… — Neil Armstrong
• I accepted the face that as much as I want to lead others, and love to be around other people,… — Arthur Ashe
• It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. — Francis of Assisi
• The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
• Perfection is boring. If a face doesn't have mistakes, it's nothing. — Kevyn Aucoin
• My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret. — Diane Ackerman
• I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do. I… — Jensen Ackles
• I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that. — Lauren Bacall
• It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when you're finished and… — Red Adair

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