Quote by DeCosta MD, Donna

“Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!”

— Lewis Black

When I was 23, 24, I used to have a really bad runny nose, mucus, tons of acne, reddishness all over. A woman on…

— Woody Harrelson

“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”

— Barney Stinson

At least 50% of all children in the United States are allergic to cow's milk, many undiagnosed. Dairy products are the leading cause of…

— Frank Oski

I was allergic to milk as a child. My older brother would always get a big glass and drink it in front of me…

— Bruce Arians

“People who claim lactose intolerance tend to also voice a belief that they’re gluten-intolerant. Usually with no evidence of either.”

— Mary Roach

I used to have terrible acne on my face: red, splotchy discoloration. And mucus - I was constantly blowing my nose. Then one day,…

— Woody Harrelson

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

— Jay London

“I have to lay off dairy though. That's what my doctor threw in. As I was leaving his office, "Oh, and uh, leave off…

— Brian Regan

I think I have an allergy to dairy and cheese, so I try to stay away as much as I can now.

— Witney Carson

“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.”

— Lewis Black