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“It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.”

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In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,…

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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

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I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the…

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I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the…

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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

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I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed…

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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

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Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and…

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I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,…

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I am very sad that some designers are still using real fur when the fake alternatives are so effective and so easily obtainable.

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The prophet who fails to present a bearable alternative and yet preaches doom is part of the trap that he postulates. Not only does…

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I strongly reject any conceptual scheme that places our options on a line, and holds that the only alternative to a pair of extreme…

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Conventional agriculture has never succeeded in feeding the world, and it's never produced anything good to eat. For the future, we need to look…

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[When asked how it felt to be a female prime minister:] I don't know: I've never experienced the alternative.

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If one could have a wish, or an alternative life, I would've liked to have been John Lennon.

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THE REAL PURPOSE OF HOLOCAUST REVISIONISM IS TO MAKE NATIONAL SOCIALISM AN ACCEPTABLE POLITICAL ALTERNATIVE AGAIN.

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Men since the beginning of time have sought peace...military alliances, balances of power, leagues of nations, all in turn have failed, leaving the only…

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Buddhist words such as compassion and emptiness don't mean much until we start cultivating our innate ability simply to be there with pain with…

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The mission of Christian humility in social life is not merely to edify, but to keep minds open to many alternatives. The rigidity of…

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Maximise the alternative forms in which a user might receive a service, and the alternative sources of supply.

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In the last few years, the very idea of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is dredged up only…

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