Quote by Dave Chappelle Download Open image “I think I squirted!” — Dave Chappelle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
If two or more organs of the body are not squirting fluids, the story's no good! — Christopher Vogler Copy Share Image
“When I snuggle Aunt Elizabeth says I squirm. The idea of anyone not knowing the difference between snuggling and squirming.” — Emily of New Moon Copy Share Image
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
