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“We cannot buy what we need for an ideal life in stores, so we have become habitual shoppers who come up short again and…

— Dave Bruno

“Whoever had coined the phrase, ‘the customer is always right,’ had clearly never worked in retail or customer service. And if they had, well,…

— William D. Arand

“The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an asshole. That's the first rule of retail.”

— Kelly Link

“All our stores are more or less made up, after all.”

— Claire Messud

“Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.”

— Sol Luckman

“I’m in love with the customer service at Walmart. And by customer service I mean the customer is forced to self-checkout because there are…

— Jarod Kintz

“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and finding love in a Walmart. I do so appreciate…

— Jarod Kintz

“Customers are people. They lead lives. They have kids, they eat too much, they don’t sleep well, they phone in sick, they get bored,…

— Alistair Croll

“Here’s the thing that you learn almost immediately when you work in retail: the customer is absolutely never right.”

— Matt Bellassai

“Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Commoners Supermarket! Commoners Supermarket!”

— Hikaru and Koaru Hitachiin

“On every shopping trip, there is one indulgence.”

— Judy Blundell