“There should be one line at every store for people who have their shit together. —TRUE FACT” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Any time I claimed to be white, that would be unacceptable. It just doesn't make sense in people's minds. If I'm white,… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
