Trashiness Playground Quote by Danielle Paige

“My grandma came over yesterday, and I had just jumped out of the shower, so I answered the door in my towel. I know…

— Jarod Kintz

“all I was doing was sweeping everything under my bed. My room would look spotless but it was actually still a disgusting mess. The…

— James Altucher

“Jennifer Slattery lived three doors down, but was still occasionally peeing her pants in the third grade, and Melanie”

— Dana Bate

“She had told herself when she put on her sweatpants this morning that she was going to the gym, and she had gone near…

— Karin Slaughter

“I sprinted down the alley, not fast enough to avoid the cold water rolling down my back, with a childlike shriek. I caught his…

— Veronica Roth

“I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.”

— Phyllis Diller

“She bought a bucket. It was made of yellow plastic, and we kept it on the floor in the kitchen, and that was what…

— Jeannette Walls

“It didn’t smell so great, and pizza boxes and empty Coke cans had overflowed the trash can and spilled over a significant portion of…

— Jim Butcher

“There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things did not…

— Johnny Murdoc

“On a whim, I once entered a neighbor's apartment through an open window and left a pink, glittery beach ball sitting on his bed,…

— Boyd Rice

“After a quick meltdown in the bathroom, I went downstairs. When I turned the corner at the bottom of the basement steps, Jonah lept…

— Carrie Harris

“I was supposed to be at the condo, wasting time on the beach, just Dad and me, figuring out college and my life and…

— Kody Keplinger