Fart Quote by Chris Matthews

It's taking a while for older women to be the norm on TV.

— Mary Nightingale

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

— Andy Samberg

I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.

— John Vercetti

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

— Robert Gottlieb

I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things.

— Thomas Middleditch

I'm absolutely certain that audiences want to see older women on their TVs.

— Sarah Lancashire

The older I get, the surer I am that I'm not running the show.

— Leonard Cohen

I fart. My backstage ritual is flatulence.

— Summer Walker

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

— Mark Hoppus

I'll have everyone from 90-year-old ladies wanting to come up and kiss me on the cheek and say they love the show to dads…

— Richard Rawlings

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.

— Donald Sutherland

We have to give feminism a shot. Out of sheer self preservation, we have to stand aside and let women run the show.

— Irvine Welsh