Brown Quote by Charles M. Schulz

“You ever watch It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown?" Deuce asked. "Stupid Fucker makes me laugh." I decided, I too, really liked that stupid…

— Madeline Sheehan

“Wait, I really do need your help with this." He turned his computer monitor toward her and pointed. "Is this funny? It's a Snoopy/Snoop…

— Rainbow Rowell

Linus Van Pelt: Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Stupid Ape: I had to quantify this with the word “stupid” so as not to offend the ape community. Large of limb, impotent of…

— John Zakour

“don't call me stupid without calling me stupid and think I'd bee too stupid to notice!”

— Eric Jerome Dickey

“But he might have had a bang on the head!" said Joan. "Poor little boy, he thinks he was a rat!" "Hmm," said the…

— Philip Pullman

“I opened my eyes to see the rat taking a piss in my coffee mug. It was a huge brown bastard; had a body…

— Warren Ellis

“I ain’t perfect. But I am not stupid.”

— DON SANTO

“Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered…

— Kyousuke Motomi

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?

— Idries Shah

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

— Jimi Hendrix

“Alright so Evil Conevil, yeah. They're always asking him about that time he messed up. And the strangest question I've ever heard them ask…

— Brian Regan