Quote by Charlaine Harris

“You Can't Keep Wild Animal In Your Back Yard And Expect It To Go only After Your Neighbor.”

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

“If you plot no evil against your neighbour, you will live in safety.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…

— Chessela Helm

“have to go out and scare some villagers again. Most of the time it’s boring, but sometimes it can be fun. One time, I…

— Zack Zombie

“I ended up in the back seat of a chicken truck’s cab heading through beautiful scenery and disastrous roads to my hotel. About an…

— Jennifer S. Alderson

“Buddy when he come back from up in the panhandle told me one time it quit blowin up there and all the chickens fell…

— Cormac McCarthy

“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”

— Dave

“If Anybody Has Married, Left town, Had a fire, Sold a farm, Been arrested, Been your guest, Left you a fortune, Elected new officers,…

— Thomas Neil Knowles

“Feed a dog so your neighbor won't bark at you.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“Of course, I rationalize the fear. I realize it’s not real, that my house isn’t burning down, that the deer aren’t going to kill…

— Shannon Celebi

“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer! Anyway, they'll…

— Terry Pratchett

“Everyone stop moving!” he bellowed. “Especially you, chickens! CHICKENS, GIVE UP! WE’RE GOING TO EAT YOU! THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! STOP…

— Tui T. Sutherland