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“I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE…

— Charlaine Harris

“I have a comedy writer friend, Sandy, whose husband left her for another woman the moment his restaurant (which Sandy had invested in and…

— Mindy Kaling

“I ended up in the back seat of a chicken truck’s cab heading through beautiful scenery and disastrous roads to my hotel. About an…

— Jennifer S. Alderson

“On a whim, I once entered a neighbor's apartment through an open window and left a pink, glittery beach ball sitting on his bed,…

— Boyd Rice

“Pete had intended to join the military after high school, an army man like his father, but doctors had found a hole in his…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“In our village back home, marriages were always between people who had known each other their whole lives. And all the boys I had…

— Edna Schroeder Thiessen

“There’s little back roads and little towns sometimes I never heard of them. I start to expect the gas station attendants to know me…

— David Rabe

“Buddy when he come back from up in the panhandle told me one time it quit blowin up there and all the chickens fell…

— Cormac McCarthy

“Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”

— Will Rogers

“Terrible accident; body parts was everywhere—-fingers, toes, wings, beaks. Ambulance people tried to scoop him all up, but apparently it ain’t so easy as…

— R.J. Leahy

“. Oh, my future brother-in-law called me today to find out if any of my friends from New York might be interested in making…

— Alex Morgan

“He had lost a wife and gained a pet chicken. Yep. Sounded about right.”

— Alessandra Torre