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Your Quotes by Woody Allen
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
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