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Anthony Jeselnik has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky,…
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
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Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
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Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy.…
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God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a…
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Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the…
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You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
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Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve…
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only…
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The world is full of horrible things...
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I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what…
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You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from…
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I played everything. I played lacrosse, baseball, hockey, soccer, track and field. I was a big believer that you played hockey in…
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To his US Olympic team - Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.
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You hate it before you played it. I already forgave ya.
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only…
— Anthony Jeselnik
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I would really hope this would make people see the short story as an important art, not just something you played around…
— Alice Munro
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If you played the game the right way, played the game for the team, good things would happen
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You couldnt get a job playing in a club unless you played so much Top 40 and so many Beatles songs. I…
— Gregg Allman
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You had my heart inside of your hand but you played it to the beat
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Then to have your baby playing at the school you played at and having him play well is a special treat.
— Jerry Kramer
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I was considered as a jazz man rather than as a blues player. There were no blues players-you played one sort of…
— Alexis Korner
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