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Years Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy…
- I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
- Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I…
- Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
- I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
- I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
- Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
- Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you…
- I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
- I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
More Years Quotes
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- I've been playing rock and roll since I was 16 years old, and now I have a 16-year-old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I think when you're 10 years old, it's too much to see something with the threat of death in every episode. Kids… — J. J. Abrams
- The first person to promulgate the Golden Rule, which was the bedrock of this empathic spirituality, was Confucius 500 years before Christ. — Karen Armstrong
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong
- Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next… — Neil Armstrong
- I learned a lot in those first years in Miami, while struggling just for survival, by observing my father's fortitude. — Desi Arnaz