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Year Old Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
- What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?
- Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
More Year Old Quotes
- I've been playing rock and roll since I was 16 years old, and now I have a 16-year-old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- I was a very self-righteous 15-25 year old. Anyway, I wake up every morning and thank God I'm not a kid anymore. — Annie Baker
- I'm just curious, who's more fit to raise a child? A loving committed same-sex couple or an unmarried 15-year-old with no income… — Ellen Barkin
- If Republicans are aiming for the heart, for compassion, the last thing they should do is abandon the sanctity of life. Instead,… — Gary Bauer
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams
- Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck
- If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than… — Anthony Bourdain
- I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.' — Christina Aguilera
- I have to tell you, my seven-year-old granddaughter said to my daughter, her mother, 'So what's the big deal about Grandma Maddy… — Madeleine Albright
- You can't tell a 6-year-old your sister is going to die. — Barbara Bush
- I don't feel 70. I am still looking out from 14-year-old eyes. — Nolan Bushnell