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World Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.
- I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands…
- You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
- Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until…
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly cynics.
- Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.
- Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.
- Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones,…
- If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.…
- Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection…
- Life is chaotic and unpredictable. If a butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, it could cause people at the opposite end…
- Thankfully dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. So whatever your dream…
- People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker.…
More World Quotes
- Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause of the… — Mahmoud Abbas
- I learned one most important thing in my life. That nonody in this whole world can understand you correctly. Except yourself. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Being a honest n nice person is most difficult thing in this world. As nobody likes the company of a person that… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- There is Nothing in this world. Which cannot be achieved. If you have the guts to do everything which it will take. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I think the responsibility lies with the fashion world as a collective. We have to demand more variety. — Kevyn Aucoin
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash