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Won Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago…
- And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me…
- I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward…
- The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
- NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
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