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Woman Never Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- A Woman Never Say: You know, I've been complaining a lot lately.
- A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, but I…
- A Woman Never Say: This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.
- A Woman Never Say: Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.
- A Woman Never Say: Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
- A Woman Never Say: That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?
- A Woman Never Say: I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby sitter Tracy.
- A Woman Never Say: The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
- A Woman Never Say: Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
- A Woman Never Say: Bar food again? Kick ass.
- A Woman Never Say: I liked that wedding even more then ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
- A Woman Never Say: That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
- A Woman Never Say: I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
- A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
- A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em?
- A Woman Never Say: It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
- A Woman Never Say: Honey come here! Watch me do a tequila shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!
- A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
- A Woman Never Say: I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
- A Woman Never Say: Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigarettes and beer.
- A Woman Never Say: You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
- A Woman Never Say: You are so much smarter than my father.
- A Woman Never Say: If we're not going to have sex, then you have to at least let me lick your balls and suck you…
- What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? Honey, I'm home.
More Woman Never Quotes
- A Woman never looks better than on horseback — Jane Austen
- A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness. — Stendhal
- When I went back home, I was constantly being reminded, I'm an African woman, and so there are certain things I shouldn't… — Wangari Maathai
- The truly erotic sensibility, in evoking the image of woman, never omits to clothe it. The robing and disrobing: that is the… — Antonio Machado
- A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we don't do. — Georges Courteline
- I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others properties. — Michael Caine
- If a man knew what a woman never forgets, he would love her differently. — Terry Tempest Williams
- I have no hesitation in saying that although the American woman never leaves her domestic sphere and is in some respects very… — Alexis de Tocqueville
- A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
- Yet if a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got? If she never… — Germaine Greer
- A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
- Being an actress is to be in tune with the fantasies of a man. What woman never dreamt of that? — Jeanne Moreau