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Witty Quotes by Johnny Carson
- If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
- I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
- Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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