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• I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck
• That was the way it was that beautiful evening of cold November rain and muddy country roads and crazy windshield wipers. That… — Irene Hunt
• If you watched a movie about a guy who wanted a Volvo and worked for years to get it, you wouldn’t cry… — Donald Miller
• And presently I was driving through the drizzle of the dying day, with the windshield wipers in full action but unable to… — Vladimir Nabokov
• Dirk turned on the car wipers, which grumbled because they didn't have quite enough rain to wipe away, so he turned them… — Douglas Adams
• After a while it sort of began to rain, which is to say that it was the kind of rain that never… — Neil Gaiman
• As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed… — Rick Riordan
• It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in… — Flannery O'Connor
• Then the musical instruments appeared. Dad’s snare drum from the house, Henry’s guitar from his car, Adam’s spare guitar from my room.… — Gayle Forman
• I get notes posted on my windscreen wipers and through my letterbox. — Zoe Sugg

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