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Win Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's fat.
- They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in an arguement.
- LOVE, The only game that two can play and both win;
- WIFE, The one person who in an argument, if you win -- you lose;
- Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.
- Love me or Hate me, either way you are thinking about me. I win, you lose, suck it!
- Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I Win!
- The easiest way to win if your girlfriend likes to play games is by hitting her with a cheat code.
- When a woman puts on a low cut shirt she's basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day.
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