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I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her. — Steve Carell
I remember my wife wanted me to go see 'Contagion,' and I was like, 'Oh my God, why would I want to see that movie?'… — Steve Carell
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I… — Steve Carell
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up… — Robert Carlyle
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. — Frank Carson
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. — Frank Carson
My toughest fight was with my first wife. — Muhammad Ali
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. — Jimmy Carter
When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself. — Johnny Cash
I've been playing sexually aware women most of my life. At this point I expected to be playing moms and wives. It's exciting to play… — Kim Cattrall
If I'm hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, 'Hey, why don't you go downstairs and start a new novel?' — Nick Cave
My muse is my wife. It's not some vague thing that flutters around the astrosphere or wherever it is. Sometimes as a songwriter you need… — Nick Cave
My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese. — Jackie Chan
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does… — Chanakya
Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune. — Chanakya
One way I differ from my character, Coach Taylor, is that I never would have taken this faraway job without my wife's consent. — Kyle Chandler
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife. — Steven Curtis Chapman
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. — Geoffrey Chaucer
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. — Anton Chekhov
I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky. — Anton Chekhov
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all… — Lord Chesterfield
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield
My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever. — Lee Child
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. — Winston Churchill
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had… — Winston Churchill

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