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Whenever Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Lifehack: End your day whenever you accidentally close your Gmail tab.
- Whenever you're sad just remember that you dont look like you did in 6th grade.
- I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable.
- Whenever a girl says she's fine sleep with one eye open.
- Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.
- Lets be honest here, whenever we get a new phone.. we treat it like a new born baby.
- Whenever you're feeling sad masturbate, because every sad story deserves a happy ending.
- Whenever I text you or misscall you, don't call me.
- I swear I have some Bruce Lee somewhere in me... He comes out whenever I drop my phone.
- The British Royal Family had to be Gujjus - love dressing gaudy whenever they step out.
- Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke.
- Whenever you're having doubts about your sexuality, remember that's exactly how female cockroaches feel the whole time.
- Whenever I'm feeling happy, I log on twitter and read your inspirational tweets.
- Whenever I'm bored, I go to a bank, yell FREEZE! and spray people with my water gun.
- Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better.
- No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account
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- The power of the white world is threatened whenever a black man refuses to accept the white world's definitions. — James A. Baldwin
- I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. — Tyra Banks
- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. — L. Frank Baum
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- I'm nervous whenever I perform. — Adele
- A god implants in mortal guilt whenever he wants utterly to confound a house. — Aeschylus
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