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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that…
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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
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It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
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I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives…
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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to…
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry…
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You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
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If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and…
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We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have…
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When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let…
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An optimistic gardener is one who believes that whatever goes down must come up.
— Unknown Author
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Do not accept whatever comes. Do not accept whatever goes. You have infinite power. Exercise your choice.
— Amit Ray
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Any kind of expectation creates a problem. We should accept, but not expect. Whatever comes, accept it. Whatever goes, accept it. The…
— Swami Satchidananda
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When actors are the real deal, all that star whatever goes right out the window and you're there to tell a story.
— Mireille Enos
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My willingness to explore and work freely is not without risk, and at times, I find myself caught in a bind... Knowing…
— Brian Johnson
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What we have at present is a system of loss socialism. Whatever goes wrong is shouldered by the general public and anything…
— Sigmar Gabriel
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Whatever goes wrong can be used to your advantage, providing it goes wrong enough.
— Tom Robbins
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Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
— George Orwell
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The Seven Commandments: Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.…
— George Orwell
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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