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Weekend Quotes by Daniel Tosh
- Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of…
- Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
- I feel sorry for those who always complain about the bad weekend they had, my advice is don't ever expect good things in life there…
More Weekend Quotes
- People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit… — Sophia Bush
- My friends and I would get up early and take our horses through the national forest. My mom was very free. It… — Anna Torv
- Even up here on Vancouver on the weekends, I go work out in a studio space. — Dule Hill
- Weird Weekends set out to discover the genuinely odd in the most ordinary setting. To me, it's almost a privilege to be… — Louis Theroux
- For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. — Scott Adams
- When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a… — William J. Clinton
- I grew up in a little cul-de-sac in the suburbs and went to public school. I went to Costco on the weekends — Rooney Mara
- Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity.… — Chetan Bhagat