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Groucho Marx has 304 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently, and we had forty minutes of bumps. I got so scared I grabbed a…
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The most adventurous thing I've done is learn how to fly a helicopter in the Philippines. One night we landed on a…
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Those fields of daisies we landed on, and dusty fields and desert stretches. Memories of many skies and earths beneath us -…
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We landed, in fact, parallel to a canal, like there were two runways: one for us and one for waterfowl.
— John Green
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Last night we told you that none of the angels remember where we landed when we fell," Daniel said. "Yeah, about that...…
— Lauren Kate
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We're all clichés, all following scripts that have been written and played out long before we landed the role.
— Jonathan Tropper
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At several such places we landed, but always found the ascent to the interior so covered with large loose rocks that it…
— George Grey
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