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- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
- If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'
- When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
- You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.
- One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And…
- It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron.…
- The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation…
- What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social skills, but there…
- You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as…
- If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he…
- Pursue whatever it is that you want to do with your life. It is the only secret to happiness that I know except for maybe…
- These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long…
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