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Want Quotes by Groucho Marx
- One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
- Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
- How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
- If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
- Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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