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Wake Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT
- It's so important to wake up and immediately start starring shit. Stupid Twitter ruined my poo time!
- If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?
- Don't spend too much time on the bed, only prostitutes can make money there..So wake up!
- The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities.
- Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important.
- Alarm clocks are like teachers, they wake you up and piss you off.
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all…
- I wake up everyday wishing for world peace and for women with hairy arms to do something about it.
- I murdered a vagina once. I still wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, seeing its bleeding face.
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